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All About Me
Wow! I never thought I could write a story about me. Well my name is Katy. My real name is Kathryn. I have tons of nicknames in which I could thank my friends for. Mostly Cat, though. My latest favorite nickname is 'Gimpy' and 'Lost'and 'Pringles'. Those didn't come from Cat...they came from ROTC guys. Mean Mean kids that they are. Me and Cat haven't come up with a lot of inside jokes lately, but there are a lot of them. You should see our secret hand shake, it's "Run biotch run...hoorah...oh hell yes!" kind of cool and there has been a recent addition to the handshake. It came from two friends named Danny and Chris. It has a little butt smack now. If you're not Cat you're lost...right? I am a sophomore at Dutch Fork High...the best high school in IRMO! Okay so it's the only high school in Irmo, but why did Irmo name there school Irmo if they are located in Columbia?? Confusing, Huh?? Now we are Palmetto's Finest. What a great honor. I am a Dazzler. Well about to be was. I am quitting next year. Muwahahaha. I should have a pic of the band next to this. I'm the one with a flag, that's my job. Our show this year is the Beatles. We came in 8th at state. I know that it's sad, but deal. I am also a dancer at the Dance Dept. I am working on my 8th year there. We have a recital coming up in Mayish. I don't know when so don't ask me... I know you want to come and everything. I am a strong Christian. I go to Our Lady of the Hills which is a Catholic church in Columbia. And our youth group is the coolest around.I am a youth leader for that, so I am advocating. I am also on the Youth Advocacy Board for the diocese. I'm going for E-Team for the diocese..so wish me luck!And I am in FCA at school. Let's see what else I do at school. I'm in ROTC because I am going to be a JAG officer in the Navy after high school. I am the chaplain for that, too! I'm on group staff! haha. I am not on the Mock Trial team any more...but we won't discuss that. That's pretty much it about me.

Some Lovely Shout-Outs To Lovely Friends -Haha
Barry-Hey Harry Butto! You are my hero..don't forget there's a Beta meeting in the morning. j/k

Cat-How's Lassy..I mean Sal..I had to say something because his name backwards is Las. Hehe

Danny-Hey you. State was fun. See ya later.

Emory-Hello Mr. Knoxville! Did you keep the snowboard with the naked chick? I know if there was a half naked guy..nevermind.

Mr. B-I'm touched that you woul drive alllllll the way into Atlanta just to get me...Well I guess you get to help take care of Cat with me on her "date" with Lassy. It's going to be so much fun....You bring the crowbar and I'll bring the mace.

BGC-You guys are awesome. Evangelize about the importance of butt grabbing..and keeping it under control too!

Anyone else- Love you guys for reading all this junk.

Tell me to write you a message and I will!

But to everyone- I love you guys and I wouldn't want you to walk anywhere but this earth. So please wear your seatbelts and don't speed. It causes more pain in the end then you can possibly imagine. Oh and have fun over your break!!

In memory of Daniel M., Tony L., and Tony N...I love you guys!

The perfect guy will have all 87 things! And the 88-101 that will come soon!
1. must have abs
2. must have abs
3. must have abs
4. must have abs
5. must have abs
6. must have abs
7. must have abs
8. must have abs
9. must have abs
10. must have abs
11. must be straight (that one is important)
12. must be one sexy man
13. must have spikey hair (obsession, don't ask)
14. must be tan(no fake in bake or tan in a can. I want natural)
15. must have lip ring (fake is great)
16. must not have any tatoos (well unless you are Mark, Tom, or Johnny)
17. must not have alot of body hair (monkey men are gross)
18. must be at least 5'8"
19. must be somewhat muscular
20. must have a good personality
21. must be able to take it if I make fun of you.
22. must be sweet to me
23. can't be younger than me by 2 yrs.
24. must get along with Cat
25. must have a good job (drug dealing, not okay)
26. must have money (shallow I know)
27. must drive a sports car (green 95' mit eclipse)
28. must be able to give a good massage
29. must not have dependencies on drugs
30. must let me make you over at least once
31. must love me for who I am and not what I look like.
32. must love Blink-182
33. must love Limp Bizkit
34. must love Linkin Park
35. must love Alien Ant Farm
36. must love Weezer
37. must go to church (Christer is fine)
38. must be willing to get me chicken wings at all hours of the night
39. must love bunnies
40. must go into Victoria's Secret with me at least once
41. must be able to stand up to my dad
42. must love to watch Powerpuff Girls
43. must not ever cheat on me
44. must be funny
45. must love The Fast and the Furious
46. must love The Matrix
47. must be Romantic
48. must be hygenic
49. must be weird
50. MUST NOT WATCH FOOTBALL EVERY MONDAY NIGHT!
51. must not have dependency on alcohol
52. must love Metallica
53. must love Nickelback
54. must love Scooby Doo
55. must love Jackass (Johnny...sigh)
56. must be somewhat decent when it comes to dancing
57. must not be a total horndog (ie Charlie)
58. must like to eat at Hooters (It's a good restaurant)
59. must love to snowboard
60. must support my decision to go into the Navy
61. must have pretty eyes
62. must have a nice butt (ie Muffin Boy)
63. must hate Britney Spears
64. must love to rock out in mosh pits
65. must hate taking pictures like I do
66. must like to PARTY
67. must not date my other friends after we break up
68. must like to go on road trips
69. must be my hero (hard to obtain this rep)
70. must think monkeys are very awesome
71. must like to cook
72. must like to clean (I sure don't)
73. must like to shop
74. must be spontainious
75. must love System of a Down (Toxicity ROCKS)
76. must enjoy stupid kid books (DR. SUESS BABY)
77. must be willing to try anything extreme
78. must love Shrek
79. must love stupid chick flicks
80. must love Christina Aguilera (JOKE)
81. must be on a football team and never play (ie Charlie)
82. must love Gone In 60 Seconds
83. must hate Tracy (she got expelled)
84. must like Harry Potter
85. Must love Little Nicky
86. must love POD
87. must love Doc Sommer's Band
88-101 is coming soon!

Slammed I am, Green Eggs, and Spam
Would you smoke pot with Dot? In a house with a mouse? In a boat with a goat? In a hat with a bat? At mass with your class? At the mall by the wall? At the park in the dark? Up a tree with me? or would your rather smoke crack with Jack? or..Would you smoke it on a porch with a torch? Slammed I am, Green Eggs, and SPAM

Something Funny...
how'd the blonde die while raking leaves?? She fell out of the tree!! haha


God Still Rules!!! Jesus is being mean...They're nicknames for people don't think I'm being rude..