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As Is Right at this moment my love life is existant! It is a miracle...Not sure though...we'll see what happens. I'm sure you have probably read about Jay in other sections of my virtual autobiography. Well he is just Jay and this kid is pyscho...Just like me...maybe that's why I like him. He's leaving me too! What a DORK! Is the Navy really that important...he could skip it really. I am going to miss that kid. But anyway April 27,2002, was the start of something really great (at least I hope so). Me and Jay....drumroll please...are finally dating. Nothing like a guy in uniform. My mom called me a "Uniform Whore" the other day. She was like ,"you see a guy in uniform and you drool over him". That's not true...I only "drooled over" Jay. He's the only guy in uniform I've ever hit on. So there mom... Um...I don't know what else to say about Jay and me..So read on..about Jay and other things in my love life.
Me and Danny Something was going on with me and this dude. It started at CLI this summer and then we met up again at Statewide. I don't know what is up with us now though....He only lives 3 hours away...I dunno..Kind of toooooooooo long distance if you know what I mean.			Has My Love Life Always Sucked? I wouldn't say that is has always sucked...I have had one or two good relationships that I wish could have lasted longer. But other than that...they all SUCKED. All guys ever want is one thing. It's "Let's have sex" uh..and my answer is "I don't think so. I'll tell you where you can stick that thing, Honey". Sorry...letting some anger out. Most have sucked though. Would you like to know any specifics? Daniel-It wasn't that bad. A little middle school romance. It was great, he was my best friend. He moved to Greenville last year and I haven't talked to him in about 6 months or so. Kyle- Now if that wasn't a sex addict if you ever knew one. Not saying I did...but he was. Justin- He was a short kid...really, really short. He got held back a few times. Never saw him after 7th grade though. Brandon- What the heck was I thinking...I dunno. He copied and pasted this stupid poem about how much he loved me..GAG me with a m..... f..... spoon. Alan- That kid was a sweety. Still is. I dunno what happened so don't ask. We still talk so that one was okay. Phillipe- Another sex addict. None other than that.. a drug one too. He randomly gives me hugs and comments on how he'd like to screw me..but other than that...I don't talk to him. Brenton- I have to be nice... considering he will read this thing. Um...I won't say anything..that solves problems. Chris-Wow that kid really knows how to make enemies. I haven't talked to him in awhile unless you want to talk about him and his "i'm going to kick her ass" comment but we won't go there. Jay-Guess what..so far there's nothing wrong with him. I think he is the best guy I've ever chosen to marry...I mean Date.... I have had more...but I can't remember.
Stats On Jay Name:Jay Birthday: October 5 (that's four days before mine...do you think that's a sign?) School: Chapin Grade: 12 What's he doing when he gets out of school: he's going into the Navy. Just like me. Don't ask what he is planning on doing in it. I have NO IDEA. This kid is very random. How we met: we met at MY military ball...he looked lonely...and hot as hell I might add...so I asked him if he wanted to dance. He smelled good too (and if you don't smell good, I won't pursue) What we have done since the MB: well we talk on the phone randomly, we went to the zoo over spring break, and We went to his Military Ball/Award's Banquet thing on April 27...does that date sound familiar? Upcoming plans: we're going to Prom...sounds like fun, huh? Email me My Night at the Military Ball Hum...where should I start? We got there and had to practice the big "Senior Walk"...What fun.Then I followed Jay and he introduced me to people I didn't know, he tried to make me talk. Then we did the walk through the Sabre Line...It was great, let me tell you. Then we sat through the awards part and Jay got the Navy League Award...Yay Jay...You rock dude! After that they served dinner..it looked gross, so I didn't eat it. After that the Seniors gave their speeches and after that we danced. Jay then asked me out. I couldn't resist that one. I said yes of course.We danced some and then we left. Needless to say...he tasted like Sprite..if you catch my drift..;)And Jay tells me that fellow cadets of his were timing us...I will get the time on here sometime soon.			The Love of my Life... I am not gay...I can prove that. But this is my best bud.. I love her to death. We're like attached at the hip.
			Mr. B and Miss B.D. These are my two body guards. They might not look dangerous...but they are ex-Mafia people. They have some odd number degrees in black belts. and they could kick the Morphius' butt in the Matrix if the opportunitu arose. Scary huh? So don't mess with them. They are mean Martha Fluffers if you catch my drift..Ugly too..Whoops...just when they wear ugly masks...(I love you guys)

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